Apr 22, 2009 iThoughts
Maybe Grumpy could fix Snow’s sexual slump
But in the sheets Miss White felt a lump
…..From the awful smell
…..Snow could tell
In the bed Grumpy had taken a dump
Sleepy couldn’t stay awake to please her
But Snow didn’t let that faze her
…..While Sleepy slept soundly
…..Snow changed the batteries
And ended her week with her vibrator
Apr 13, 2009 iThoughts
Happy slipped next to sleeping Snow before dawn
Snow awakened and agreed with a yawn
…..First lots of foreplay
…..Then ole Snow in dismay
As Happy handed her a strap-on
Snow thought sex with Bashful would be a trip
A shy dwarf could really be very hip
…..Things started out fine
…..Then swiftly declined
When Bashful brought out the whip.
to be continued…
With Sneezy on top Snow happily moaned
The drawf proved where his name came from
…..On her big Snow White bust
…..Cocaine he did dust
He sniffed, and sneezed and then did come.
Seeing Dopey nude, Snow broke into song
It seems the dwarf had one very large dong
…..To Snow’s delight
…..It got even better that night
Because Dopey could go all night long!
to be continued…
At yoga the other day I overheard two mothers talking about their children. One mother talked about her daughter’s school celebrating Dr. Seuss. As part of that celebration the parents made green eggs and ham for the class and the students were asked to write where they would eat green eggs and ham. My kids are college age and I for one am happy to be past the children’s book phase. I had problems with the hidden messages in so many of the children’s books.
Green eggs and ham was about a guy who pushes the product on another who really has no interest in or need for it. When the “pushee” finally relents and tries the green stuff…he is hooked. He will eat them in the park he will eat them in the dark he will eat them here and there he will eat them anywhere! So we teach our kids that not only is it OK to accept green stuff from strangers it’s a good idea because they, our kids, will like it on a train in the rain in a box with a fox they will like it here or there..our kids will like it everywhere.
I suppose in the campaign to legalize marijuana Sam-I-Am will make a good spokesperson.